when your friend talks shit about something you like
you guys ever notice how king zora is always sitting there. i noticed once and then realized…he sits there and probably shits and pees
and it flows
we’re surrounded in zora juice
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.
i wish i had a cute neighbor that wanted to do cute stuff like fuck the shit out of me
my little sister just started laughing a lot and then stops, wipes her eyes, and goes
”’ahhh, leonardo decaprisun”’ omfg
A girl with pink hair just helped me at Walmart and I was like “I know about your tumblr” and all the colour just drained from of her face it was so funny omfg
THAT WAS ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
no it wasn’t i made this up for notes
lying? on the internet???? imPOSSIBLE!!!11!!!!
I wish I could be there to witness all the people who don’t know how to pronounce Les Miserables getting their movie tickets
I would like a ticket to your miserable lesbian movie
Girls are already insecure enough. Thank you public television for allowing millions of teen girls to think it’s okay to be stick thin and strut around in slutty clothing.
Point being VS Fashion Show is utter BULLSHIT.
You are just another jealous pathetic loser who cannot accept that there are people out there that look hot and have a career out of it
me: hi, can i have a large—
starbucks employee: you mean a venti?
me: can we not do this