I'd rather die without Ü & I.

groovymuttations:

when your friend talks shit about something you like

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(Source: mako, via ccoastal)

unclefather:

why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead

(Source: unclefather, via adasellers)

dekutrickortree:

you guys ever notice how king zora is always sitting there. i noticed once and then realized…he sits there and probably shits and pees 

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and it flows

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and flows

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and flows

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all through

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fucking

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hyrule

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we’re surrounded in zora juice

(Source: dekutree, via pignite)

puffymind:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

(Source: puffyminds, via abeyonce)

connuh:

i wish i had a cute neighbor that wanted to do cute stuff like fuck the shit out of me

(Source: connersup, via beyoncebeytwice)

sherlockshiverandshake:

froghat:

my little sister just started laughing a lot and then stops, wipes her eyes, and goes
”’ahhh, leonardo decaprisun”’ omfg

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(via adasellers)

pizzaforpresident:

superblys:

pizzaforpresident:

A girl with pink hair just helped me at Walmart and I was like “I know about your tumblr” and all the colour just drained from of her face it was so funny omfg

THAT WAS ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

no it wasn’t i made this up for notes

(Source: coolator, via arkatoir)

maahallelujah:

lying? on the internet???? imPOSSIBLE!!!11!!!!

(Source: maahammy, via beyoncebeytwice)

xsinclair:

maledictor:

I wish I could be there to witness all the people who don’t know how to pronounce Les Miserables getting their movie tickets

I would like a ticket to your miserable lesbian movie

(via adasellers)

monstror:

dinosaustincarlile:

Girls are already insecure enough. Thank you public television for allowing millions of teen girls to think it’s okay to be stick thin and strut around in slutty clothing. 

Point being VS Fashion Show is utter BULLSHIT.

You are just another jealous pathetic loser who cannot accept that there are people out there that look hot and have a career out of it

(via beyoncebeytwice)

witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

(via abeyonce)

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