I'd rather die without Ü & I.

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

if a tree falls in the forest do the other trees make fun of it

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via canadumb)

ieg:

  /l、
 (゚、 。 7
 l、゙ ~ヽ
 じしf_, )ノ

(via sluttymom)

throwinshade:

OMG

Okay, so Heidi Glum (Miles DeNiro) from the Haus of Haunt actually does have a very graphic xtube.



DEAD

hamfarto:

50% of the time lana del rey is like singing about living classy and spending money, then the other half is about living at gas stations and making out with old fat men

(Source: dogpuppy, via t0xemia)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT MYSELF FOR 89 YEARS

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(Source: averagefairy, via meanplastic-deactivated20140215)

tyler oakley: breathes
me: can you not

dylanobylan:

i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

(Source: dylanobylan, via beyoncebeytwice)

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